One of the most popular goes something like this:
"Mr Orso Bear, Esq, you have made many references on your excellent site to something called 'ice cream'. This sounds like something I would like, so can you tell me how to obtain some?"
Well, it couldn't be simpler.
If you live with humans, wait until they are out of the house and make your way to the kitchen, where you should find a large white box something like this.
Using your claws for leverage, prise open the front like so. (With a bit of practice this is a quick and easy manoeuvre.)
You are looking for a squarish plastic box. Have a good rummage around because they buy all sorts of other rubbish to put on top and hide it. It'll be in there somewhere.
Success! Always remember to leave some in the box, so they don't catch on to the fact that it has been disappearing faster than they've been eating it.
But I found these disappointing. One of the few occasions when my pretty colour rule let me down.